11:11 < YanceySl1> *sigh* I love these messages in the logs: Virus Found! Virus name: W32.Gaobot.BQJ in File: C:\WINDOWS\bcvsrv32.exe by: Manual scan. Action: Clean failed :
Leave Alone succeeded
11:11 < YanceySl1> Thanks Symantec.
11:11 < Kryczek> Leave Alone succeeded
11:11 < Kryczek> ehehehehe
11:12 ��YanceySli� [n=YanceySl@tor/session/external/x-d31c80e1e4b014e1] quits (Nick collision from services.)
11:12 --YanceySl1- is now known as YanceySlide
11:13 < lkthomas> LOL
11:13 < lkthomas> leave alone
11:13 < lkthomas> haha
11:14 < Kryczek> soon they'll make it a marketing argument
11:15 < Kryczek> "new Symantec security products, with Leave Alone technology!"
11:15 < lkthomas> LOL
11:15 ��heavendar� [i=heavenda@host152-249.pool876.interbusiness.it] joins #security
11:15 < lkthomas> "with no scanning technology"
11:15 < lkthomas> no scanning will be done
11:15 < Kryczek> :)
11:15 < lkthomas> totally userless in your computer
11:15 < Kryczek> it's faster!
11:15 ��heavendar� [i=heavenda@host152-249.pool876.interbusiness.it] quits (Client Quit)
11:15 < lkthomas> buy now, you could get another NAV for free, YES FREE!
11:15 < lkthomas> call now
11:15 < lkthomas> 1-800-symantec-sucks
11:19 �� Tempoe� [i=mtuikk@koopa.saunalahti.fi] joins #security
11:19 �� jekil� [n=alessand@host243-170.pool8252.interbusiness.it] quits (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
11:19 �� the--dud� [n=moo@89.80-203-112.nextgentel.com] joins #security
11:20 �� jekil� [n=alessand@host243-170.pool8252.interbusiness.it] joins #security
11:23 �� jekil� [n=alessand@host243-170.pool8252.interbusiness.it] quits (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
11:24 < Tallu> Yeah imagine the benefits of actually having a program give you 'realtime (leave alone) protection' with no cpu usage
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Sunday, April 16, 2006
mom
> 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
> "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
>
> 2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
> "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
>
> 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
> "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
>
> 4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
> "Because I said so, that's why."
>
> 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
> "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
>
> 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
> "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
>
> 7. My mother taught me IRONY.
> "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
>
> 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
> "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
>
> 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
> "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
>
> 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
> "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
>
> 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
> "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
>
> 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
> "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
>
> 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
> "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
>
> 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION."Stop acting like your father!"
>
> 15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
> "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
>
> 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
> "Just wait until we get home"
>
> 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING
> "You are going to get it when you get home!"
>
> 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
> "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
>
> 19." My mother taught me ESP."
> "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
>
> 20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
> "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
>
> 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
> "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
>
> 22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
> "You're just like your father."
>
> 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
> "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
>
> 24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
> "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
>
> 25. And my favorite: - My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
> "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
> "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
>
> 2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
> "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
>
> 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
> "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
>
> 4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
> "Because I said so, that's why."
>
> 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
> "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
>
> 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
> "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
>
> 7. My mother taught me IRONY.
> "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
>
> 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
> "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
>
> 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
> "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
>
> 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
> "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
>
> 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
> "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
>
> 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
> "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
>
> 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
> "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
>
> 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION."Stop acting like your father!"
>
> 15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
> "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
>
> 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
> "Just wait until we get home"
>
> 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING
> "You are going to get it when you get home!"
>
> 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
> "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
>
> 19." My mother taught me ESP."
> "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
>
> 20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
> "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
>
> 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
> "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
>
> 22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
> "You're just like your father."
>
> 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
> "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
>
> 24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
> "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
>
> 25. And my favorite: - My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
> "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Saturday, April 15, 2006
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